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An Italian plumber who enjoys shrooms, acid, PCP, or any other fucked up drug that fucks you up fuck fuck fuck
Super Mario does shrooms. Which is precisely why he rides a dinosaur while staring at the smiling clouds. and koopas. who are also on acid.
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someone who is only attracted to someone who was born a certain gender
(have no attraction to transgender people)
alt girl: why wont you date her trans women are real women
normal dude: its not offensive I'm just super straight and you should accept that
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When a girl has a really wett pussy. It be so wet that when you touch her pussy ya fingers slip and slide.
Ever dude that i talk to says that i have a super soaker.
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Someone who is VERY inexperienced. Mainly losers or shy people.
"I am the biggest super virgin you will EVER meet."
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Super Straight people only date other people who were born the opposite gender. It's not transphobic because no one is saying we dislike transgender people in any way, it's just preference. We just prefer people as partners who were born the opposite gender. You can't "cancel" preference.
Person 1: Hey would you date a trans?
Person 2: No, I prefer to date people that were born as the opposite gender
Person 1: That's transphobic
Person 2: No it's just my preference, I'm Super Straight
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Person: hey I’m super straight
Any sensible human being:that’s not real
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In Sonic the hedgehog 2, Sonic can become "Super" by collecting 7 chaos emeralds while holding 50 rings and pushing "Jump" twice. He becomes an invincible golden hedgehog that can run super fast and jump incredible hights, not to mention he can run accross water at will. And as he was created before dragonball z, i doubt sega ripped them off, more likely it was the other way around.
Yeah, i got the seven chaos emeralds by the fourth level, and owned Dr.Robotnik (Who's name was changed to eggman because robotnik sounded to russion or somthing) through the rest of the game using Super Sonic.
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