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Immediately, at the beginning of any event that progresses over time (games, movies, education, concerts, etc.).
"We sat down to play blackjack and Chad got 21 'right out the rip.' It was the first hand of the night!"
"I knew the blind date was going to be a disaster 'right out the rip.' She brought her mother, her daughter, and current boyfriend with her."
"My marriage was a disaster 'right out the rip,' I never should have ordered a wife from a catalog."
"The night was off to a terrible start as I got a flat tire 'right out the rip.' I was 30 minutes late for trivia."
Giving anal intercourse without the use of any lubricant to the point of anal bleeding, then leaving as quickly as possible.
Dude I met this smokin hot chick at the club lastnight, she was kinda crazy though so I pulled a Rip-n-Dip
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When you ask someone who appears upset what's bothering them, but you underestimated the gravity of their problem and it ends up being quite serious, and you're unprepared to deal with it so you offer a halfhearted acknowledgement ("RIP") and leave as soon as possible (dip)
John: Hey Marley, you good?
Marley: No...My parents are getting divorced
John: oh... uh, RIP *leaves*
-later-
Sam: So you just left??
John: I didn't know how to react! I had to RIP n' dip !
Any bong rip that renders you bewilderingly high before you even have the opportunity to put down the bong, let alone stand up.
Dude I just took three Atomic Bong Rips off of Pink Friend my body is on autopilot right now.
Eat, drink, and/or do something to produce the nastiest smelling fart imaginable
I ate some Brussel sprouts and drank some beer to conjure up a rip
New Orleans Country Punk Band - famous for radio hit "Let's Go Smoke Some Pot" www.dashriprock.com
Dash Rip Rock is faster than Rev. Horton Heat - better lookin' than the Supersuckers - more psycho than Hank III
When somebody unironically shits themselves in front of a ring light.
" Gawd damn, did you see pewdiepie the twitch streamer fucking Rip Lamp™ " ?
" That shit was crazy, I almost Rip Lamped™ myself ".