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Same as the classic tar and feather but with Maple syrup instead of tar
For all his disrespect, Andrew got the good ol' canadian tar and feather
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Nothing completes a Canadian Tuxedo like a Canadian Chastity Belt.
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When one cannot achieve sleep due to the Artic-like temperatures, and is forced to ask a Canadian friend to spoon them for body heat. As you may know, Canadians are completely unaffected by the cold.
Guy 1: "Dude it's freezing, can you give me a Canadian Sleeping Bag?"
Canadian: "No problem, eh"
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A Canadian Chocolate Cake is when a woman takes a shit on a plate then sucks a man off 'till he cums. she then spits it out onto the shit. They each take turns to have a forkfull of the poo until one or both are very sick.
Hey, I had a Canadian Chocolate Cake the other night, I didn't enjoy it that much though.
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Donair sauce - a maritime sweet garlic sauce that absolutely looks like cum
we should go get donairs, i'm craving that delicious Canadian Cum Sauce
Canadian King of Cannon is a nickname of Canadian rapper, Kris Wu. As we all know cannon is something which makes large sounds, therefore is commonly used to describe artistic and skillful singers and rappers like Kris Wu.
-Who is Kris Wu? -The Canadian King of Cannon. -Oh, skr.
This is when you see a wet dildo in a Canadian Tire store. When you find this it is also known as SCP-69420. A place for gay people to go when they are horny.
Defined also when a Canadian Tire becomes a sex shop for toys and other items.
Dirty Canadian Tire