A max bennett is a type of person who likes to get drenched in motor oil and have anal sex in a auto shop
“My girl said she’s a Max Bennett when it comes to sex, filling up my gas tank now!”
The man
Plays Dark Souls
Gets no wenches
Max Schafer gets no bitches
Together, they are unstoppable.
Anna is very cute, very stubborn, short tempered and a little psycho. Anna is also sweet, kind, soft hearted, crazy and outgoing. She will brighten your day. Anna also is very sexy, although she usually dresses lazily, when she tries it's amazing, there are no words to describe it. If you get a good Anna, in a relationship, she will give you her everything. Once she gets attached to you, she is attached to you, well probably for life.
Max is definitely the most unique and incredible person in this world. He has the biggest heart and no one can deny his extraordinary and hilarious personality. He has a way with making people feel so special. He's truly beautiful inside and out but not in a cocky way at all.
Be like Anna and Max
Michael: Hey is that Anna and Max over there?
Jason: Hell yeah it is! They look so cure together!
Sexy motherfucker who loves to talk about his crushes but never get to the 2nd stage. That's sad but he's a good-hearted guy.
A minor (under 18 years of age) who is very short but claims that they one day will be tall due to natural growth. Many times, they may cite a doctor or their parents height in an attempt to make their claims seem more credible.
Person 1 who is 5’5”: My doctor says that I am going to grow to be 6’3” when I’m an adult
Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!
n. Max Flush Effect, The - The occurrence of "max flush" or "timing and acid and coincidences and shit".
n. Derived from a character in Bob's Burger's who stole a high tech talking toilet.
Having mentioned or thought of something that seems to occur either coincidentally or through the magical universal forces of the psychoactive drug LSD.
E.g. Berry: "Holy shit, remember that pug we joked about earlier, well, there it is!"
Tina: *gasp* "... it's The Max Flush Effect!"
A typical women puller also had a massive 48-inch cock. A long with that he is liked and loved by everyone except Jim Carrey
"Hey you are such a Max Gershberg Today" Well that was very nice of you