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So many thoughts where should I start?
You’re literally my happy days and more having you around means the world to me . you’re the reason why I believe in love, my safe place, my girl and the one who takes my breath away every time we talk or even me looking at your pics. I’m literally on my knees for you. I know we had our ups and downs and that made me realize how deeply I’m in love with you and how much our bond is getting stronger day by day that we created a safe place for the two of us. I’m looking forward to make things up and grow together and to make this love bloom as it should.
I love you withe my whole heart <3
I could admire my charming moon for the rest of my life
/ämiSH mo͞on ˈbədər/ When you urinate into a persons ass and then churn it with your penis.
Jebebiah and Titus like to Amish moon-butter in the barn.
middle easterns that can only go out at night because of the heat
All gas stations are run by sand moon crickets.
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Used to indicate something or someone is amazing in some way, or to convey admiration for a person. Can be used sarcastically.
Synonymous with "Best thing since sliced bread."
Man, as far as she's concerned he might as well have hung the moon in the sky.
Ask any primus fan: Les Claypool hung the moon in the sky.
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When a woman (usually overweight) bends over and shows the world more than expected. Her ass is on display and there is usually a thin red or pink thong hanging half way up her ass.
Hey Roger I was at the kitchen in the office and Mimi from payroll dropped her diet coke. I heard it hit the ground and turned around and saw her bent over and her whole ass hanging out of her pants. I was like "Oh my God, Moon over Miami"
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What one says when they're going to get high and listen to the Pink Floyd album The Dark Side of the Moon.
Guy 1: Hey you wanna go see a movie?
Guy 2: No I can't man, I'm going to The Dark Side of the Moon.
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When something is characterized by being cool, amazing, awe-inspiring, life-changing, or having reached a pinnacle of perfection.
Your band, Three Wolf Moon, is pretty Three Wolf Moon.
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