Timmy Taylor

A complete chick magnet who is fought over constantly by hot chicks. Cool guy. People wish they could be like him but aren’t built as different as Timmy.

“Woah, look at Timmy Taylor.”
“Oh my God he is the very hot.”

the taylor algorithm

question: how many pigs does it take for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?

answer: nine chickens.

guy: damn how’d you know how many pigs it takes for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?

girl: the taylor algorithm.

Cole Taylor

he is really a she and a real nigga. honestly I don’t think he should ever be trusted with someone else’s keys and he causes a lot of problems. He also has a very small dick.

Cole Taylor is a real bitch

Connor Taylor

A pretty swell person

Ewww gross that`s a Connor Taylor

mya taylor

hot big boobs

him: she’s got massive tits
her; oh yeah that’s mya taylor

ty taylor

A nice guy; talkative; social butterfly; can be sweet but also have a temper

Her: How's your boyfriend
Her; He isn't a Ty Taylor

A Taylor Harlan

A very sweet and special woman. She'll talk to you about anything and legitimately cares. She is also very beautiful with a good sense of humor, and doesn't mind a corny line or two to thrown at her. She is rather confusing at times though, and will throw out mixed feelings about how she feels. She usually has a boyfriend to make things complicated and to assure you're in the friend zone, even if you thought there was something there. Then you don't know what to do because she stops talking to you and you feel like an ass because you don't want her out of your life but you can't deny you're in love with her.

Man that chick is such a taylor harlan, everytime I get close to her I get stuck In the friend zone