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An act in which a man takes out his erect penis and slaps their partner in the face.
Male: "Welcome to Batting Practice."
*slap*
When a female’s (usually a teenager) face looks like a fruit bat
Someone who deeply believes they're Bat-Man.
''Bro I'm literally Bat-Man.''
Like spread eagle, but upside down.
Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.
Last minute call/text to/from someone for a get together or a meet up.
Oh shit I just got the bat call from Bobby, let’s head over.
A long schlong covered in ingrown hairs.
Person: Hey man how’s your hairy bat?
Person: good a lot of the hairs are falling off!”
BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!
Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman