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something you say when you're leaving someone;
this was also used in the movie "dazed and confused"
person 1:i g2g man check ya later
person2: alright byeee
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The act of proving your male dominance by fearlessly putting your testicles on someone else's chin. Bonus points if you use the word 'chin' in a way that could insult asians
You're paying for this round lest yee be chin checked.
***BONUS EXAMPLE*** if you're reading this you are most likely a bagger at a grocery store. So when an asian pays with a paper check, be sure to be right there and say the following: Chin Check yella!!! We don't accept Chin Checks
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To consciously and frequently check your pockets for your handheld when you realize you can't feel it or the weight of it in your pocket. PSPs', DSs', cellphones, iPods, etc.
Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.
-Paul and Micheal leave a party-
Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*
Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"
Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.
A one-man effort to create a meme
- "Hey, why is that guy wearing a shirt that says 'Wippity Woppity Waaap' ?"
- "Looks like he's checking the breeze of the storm and failing"
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A check cashing scam is when someone tells you a fake sad story about a financial situation and then asks do you bank at a certain bank. The scammer often stands there looking for people who come out of banks. Then they asks where you bank. Then they say let's go deposit the check and then when you deposit the check at the machine, the amount of money goes up temporarily. Then they say let's withdraw some money at a time until the check clears. Then you try to buy something with a debit card and it says insufficient funds. You check your bank and it's too late, it's near zero. Then you suspect something is not right. Then someone you know said you were scammed. You were a victim of a scam.
Tyler: I just deposited money into my bank! I think I'll pay that debt I owe the gym then buy supplements.
Stanger tall black guy who looks normal: Help. I have financial trouble. The bank doesn't want to cash my check. Could you cash my check. I'll pay you.
Tyler: Sure.
Black guy scammer: Just add the check to the machine and then I will withdraw money.
Tyler: *logs in to the bank account. With $121.50
Black guy scammer: *secretly watches your bank account amount.
Tyler: Deposits check.
*Numbers go up to $920 but only temporarily because it's a fake check.
Black guy scammer: Now take out $120 dollars.
Look it's a picture of my son and daughter.
*shows picture.
I'll be back tomorrow for the rest of the money. (Not really, or maybe to steal this time without the scam).
Tyler: *Takes out money and pays the guy.
Tyler: Tries to pay a gym debt.
*card says insufficient funds.
Tyler: *runs to bank.
*$1.50
Tyler: Crap!
*Goes home
Tyler's brother Josh: You got scammed! It was a check cashing scam.
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When you go to talk to a sexy girl but first you gotta check and control your fully erected penis.
I saw Natalie in school and I went to say hi but first had to pull a Cock Check Control procedure
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Tony checked all the boxes with Kat
3 star cooking cod clean house 70's porn sex. Yeah I guess there is karma
That dude landed a unicorn
Must have paid at the office