Rural Dictionary

Jew-rettes

Allen:God, ever since Dylan got his 100$ he's been rubbing it in my face!
Andrew: I know, total case of Jew-rettes

by Freakingjewsman December 22, 2008

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A large quantity of something, like that a jew might have. Typically refers to valuable.

Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load

Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.

"Achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from Newegg?"
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."

by Teh Achmed February 5, 2008

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Jew-Walker

Rich people who are generally cheap who like to take evening walks on their massive piece of lake-front property.

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor are such Jew-Walkers. All they do is walk around their lake-front property.

by E-surance and Mad dog July 24, 2008

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Jew Hunters

A group of people that seek out members of the Jewish Community (predominantly Hasidics)in order to take pictures of them. Their love, admiration and fascination of their customs and acessories such as yamikas, curls, holidays and theirbirds' nests create an obsession. Most of these people are not actually jewish but become so obsessedwith them that they begin celebrating their holidays and usually end up practicing their religion. Sometimes women are called jew chasersbecause they are out their looking for a husband. Often in highly populated Hasidic communities such as New Square, kj and monsey these people go on their hunting expeditions. #looking4husband

The Jew Hunters were spotted Saturday night in Wal-Mart, where they took photographs of Hasidics because they were looking for a husband.

by Odin villanowitz December 30, 2015

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