Jelly Jew

An ambiguous phrase that can be used to give praise or ruin someone's day.
It has been used by stars such as Jimmy Saville, Bruce Foresythe and Vernon Kay

"well done my little Jelly Jew"

or

"Oi you little shit, piss of home you Jelly Jew"

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jew ton

A large quantity of something, like that a jew might have. Typically refers to valuable.

Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load

Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.

"Achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from Newegg?"
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."

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Jew-Walker

Rich people who are generally cheap who like to take evening walks on their massive piece of lake-front property.

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor are such Jew-Walkers. All they do is walk around their lake-front property.

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Jew-rettes

someone who overly speaks of money

Allen:God, ever since Dylan got his 100$ he's been rubbing it in my face!
Andrew: I know, total case of Jew-rettes

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Jew Blast

A Jewish-themed gathering that is had by Jews.

I heard that there will be strippers at the Bar Mitvzah tonight.
Yeah dude, it's going to be a jew blast.

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jew game

having NO game

foo, you got some jew game.. and in urban dictionary, thats NO fuckin game

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jew picnic

a particularly loud gathering of people, or an unusually loud group.

Man it was so loud in that bAr it sounded like a jew picnic in there...

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