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When, as a parent, multiple things happen to make your day shit.
My son is sick, my baby is I’ll, I’ve not slept for a week. It’s all gone a bit Lake Conjola
Legend says this is the palace of the two gods of old. Here in there mighty palace they watch the world of Birmingham with great judgment. These gods are named Blonde and Majeed. Majeed controls the land and often visits the world of Birmingham to bring peace in there darkest hours. Thousands migrate to see him which is known as the Great Exodus. Blonde is the god of the heavens. He controls over Walled Lake and other places outside of Birmingham. Some say he has once too journeyed to the world of Birmingham to visit the greatest clash of kingdoms, and with his powers, gave the kingdom of Seaholm a mighty power to defeat their enemies and win. Soon after he took a piss in the woods blessing the lands.
Majeed and Blonde will one day return again to remake the great lands of Birmingham into what it’s meant to be. All white girls and Libs will be destroyed and sent to the hells of Ohio and Birmingham will be free and United once more till the end of time.
Person 1: Do you know about Walled Lake High?
Person 2: of course I do. It’s the kingdom of the gods. I pray to see Majeed and Blonde return to our world
When someone is on drugs. Usually used by frat boys to symbolize how fucked up they're gonna get.
"I knew the perc was fake, but I still ate it."
"Bro's in Silver Lake right now."
Having awesome sex by a small body of water. (See: cake by the ocean)
If we can't have cake by the ocean, maybe I can get a cupcake by a lake.
When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.
My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am
A large lake that once beautiful but turned to shit when towns were built around it. People often shit their pants at the site of it. That’s how much garbage is in there.
Jimmy went swimming in the Great Sacandaga Lake, Ny and drowned.