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The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.
An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.
Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.
david: "are you free muff right now?"
When a girl hangs from a rafter or a rope while having oral sex performed on her by someone else also hanging from from said rope/rafter.
I saw a super hot video of two girls muff climbing.
An all lesbian orgy is called a Muff Party
Becky took her girlfriend Susie to the Muff Party after a night of drinking.
Some type of covering that women wear to cover their 'muffs' or
Strip clubs either have ladies with or without muff catchers.
Sad individual who spends whole evenings in a pub or club hovering round a woman hoping for a bit of action.
Look at that creep circling around that bird trying to get his end away. What a muff buzzard!
The process by which a male will fuck a girl so hard that he pops her hymen and she cums at the same time making a mix called muff soup
Thursday night I fucked this one ebony bitch and I hit that shit so hard her pussy just turned into some muff soup