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A country made up of two large islands located in the South Pacific. The only question is: Where is the old Zealand?
"I love New Zealand!"
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The one and only forum for people who need help and advice on how to deal with useless navigators and sad act chatters.
The only chat related forum where you dont get banned for having an opinion, where you can talk like and adultand type like an adult. Where no navigator can tell you off or ban you for saying that you can do their job better than they can, well if it wasnt for the fact that you actively posted on the worlds biggest anti navi forum --- something ONLY a navigator would say because theyre not programmed to see the truth, only to see what they are told is the truth.
That navigator is stalking me again!! Im putting the screenshots on new-underground.co.uk this time!
Why did you ban me for saying new-underground.co.uk ? I was only telling a friend they can talk to others with issues about chat!
It's no use calling new-underground.co.uk a hate site just because they allow the truth to be spoken
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I've read every definition on my Home Town in here, and I personally think this is all a whole load of bullshit. I've had a great 13 years in NC, and i'm excited to spend my 14th and final year there. It's a town where if you call someone on a friday night, you'll probably find a whole truckload of alcohol sitting somewhere, but no house to have a party in. If you go to a dance, you'll probably find a few kids in the back of the school, in the x-pit smoking it up or the occasional coke-head in their cars snorting some of the hot white stuff.
For those of you who said it wasn't reality? You've got a lot to learn-it's much more real than anyone gives it credit for. The things you're going through here, the bullshit drugs and alcohol, the drama about your best friend hooking-up with your girlfriend, the multi-billionaire telling you you're worthless and that you'll never go anywhere in life-this is all shit that's going to happen to you in the future, i'll bet my trust-fund on it.
And there's no fucking way that the Spread shit is gonig to stop, candace is going to be made fun of for the rest of her life cause she's an ugly bitch, the gang is too fucking loud, The Fellowship and The Brotherhood are amazing, PEZ is the best candy ever created because the Pezident's son goes to our school, and we have more money than GOD. All that, though, comes with a whole lot of bullshit problems. It's lonely at the top, so don't patronize or belittle our lives cause i bet this kid here in a fucking polo shirt, wearing 500 dollar rugby shoes, with a rugby wallet, vineyard vines belt, tommy pants, polo socks, boathouse jacket, driving a 40,000 dollar car could fuck up anyone who's reading this, so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
Oh, and as much as we hate Darien, they're our peers and outside of sports, there's no one i'd rather hnng out with than a D-bagger.
What do you get when you mess with the rams?!?!?!
The Horns The Horns
Haiiil NC (Hail NC) Haiiil NC (Hail NC) Haiiil Staples (HELL NO)
New Canaan is amazing
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A girl who is far too sexy to be picked up without a foreign accent. In this case a New Zealand (or Austrailian) accent is required. Once the bomb is dropped she proceeds to allow the accent sporting gentleman to do anything they want to her, including fingering her to orgasm on the dancefloor.
"yo, sean, i got this crazy ass story for you...." (story preceeds to descibe New Zealand)
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refers to a person who is of the opposite race, most commonly african. Hand gesture over the face must be used when describing someone as a "new guy"
"Oh my god, its a new guy"
"Lets all make fun of the new guy"
"Hmmm a new guy, let me get my gun"
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Also known as "Jew York City", "Noo Yawk City", and "Hymietown". A city where the rent is too damn high yet the inhabitants of the city stupidly pride themselves for living in a place that is an absolute shithole. They cheer for the Yankees like they don't know that they bought their own team and spent the most money so they're SUPPOSED to win. It doesn't even occur to them that being a bloated shithead alcoholic loudmouth cocksucker cheering for the Yankees (unless you have money on the game) is like going to a casino and cheering for the house, and being a complete douchebag about it. Compare your city to New York City and you'll quickly realize your city is in fact the suburbs. Nobody gives two shits about the rest of New York State, which is why this terrible hole of filth, crime and assholes is being defined. The only people who care about the city are its own citizens, but they think that everyone else should too. It's also a noted fact that whenever the end of the world takes place in a movie, it always happens in NYC, mostly because audiences world-wide enjoy watching New York get hit by a natural disaster.
New York is the shithole of the United States. Nazi Germany is better than New York.
John Doe: "Hey honey, do you want to take a trip to New York for the summer?"
Jane Doe: "Fuck no, New York is a shithole."
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