Poo-man-shoe

When you attempt to have sleep sex with your girlfriend but was unaware she was loaded on constipation meds all day and ended up in a shitty situation.

So robin was telling me how she gave frank a poo-man-shoe last night and we couldn't stop laughing. That's What he gets for trying to sleep rape her.

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Goody two shoes

Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.

The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love.

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pointy italian shoe

What Timothée Chalamet looks like

Twitter: Timothée Chalamet looks like a pointy italian shoe

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shoe shag redemption

when someone takes too long to collecting your trainers from the storeroom in a popular highstreet shoe store they are in fact having it off on a mound of shoe boxes downstairs disposing their remains in your new shoes.

wheres my shoes samantha they're taking a while?definately having a shoe shag redemption mate

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jimmy two shoes

usually an alcoholic that will fuck anything

Yeah that bitch is lookin for a jimmy two shoes tonight.

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tieing my shoe

A hint one gives to a crush for them to make a move.

Procedure: Girl pretends her shoe is untied. She leads boy into a dark place where she can tie her shoe. She bends over and ties it slowly. She looks up at him and pouts her lips and waits for him to take the hint.

Sometimes some boys don't take the hint. They are losers.

Jessica - "I was tieing my shoe, can't you take a hint?"

Brian - "When normal people tie their shoes it means their shoes are loose, not that they want to makeout hardcore."

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seven dollar shoes

Shitty shoes you buy for cheap. Often worn by hobos and poor people.

Gangsta Rapper (to me): I got my fly shoes and shit, and all yo bitch-ass is got is seven dollar shoes.
Me: Go to hell you asshole.

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