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December 6National Smack ass day Walk to any girl/guy and smack their ass
National smack ass day means you can hit anyones butt
smack means hit and ass means butt and national means around the world
On May 28th taken or not you're allowed to smack someone's ass
Yoo Tyrone it's national smack ass day
Use an ATM. Derived from "Money Access Machines," a common brand of ATM in the Eastern U.S.
Eric: "Hey, let's go get some lunch."
Judy: "Okay, hang on, I gotta smack mac first."
A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.
First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.
Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."
"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"
"That's great advice mom, thank you"
Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown
I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.
A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.
1: Did you do the homework last night?
2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.
1: Wtf?
It is often used to describe an irrelevant individual or their random behaviour. This slang is often used in South East London.
Yoo look at this smack don wearing some boot-cuts