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a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.
"Dad, was that a fart?"
"No! That was an adirondack barking spider!"
a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.
did you spider horse that joe last night?
When somebody cuts a fart in a room with people in it and blames it on the Barking spider
Britney farted and said watch out for that barkin spider
When you fart real loud around other people and tell them that was a barkin spider
Brittney walk into the room at the party and farted and said hey did anybody see that barkin spider?
Ejaculating into the air
She was jerking me and I mad a spiders chandelier
When your beating your meat and cum all over your hand. Flicking your wrist to get the cum off.
I shot my load all in my hand I was spider-man in it to get it off my hand.
Another term for money when your extremely Broke and don't want people around to know what your saying
Bro, i can't get in the club i only got 17 Spider Tips