Uncle Bob's

Code Word for Strip Club

Bob Seger "Night Moves"

Hey Honey We will be back late tonight we are going to visit Justin's Uncle Bob. Don't wait up.

2👍 9👎

Uncle Steve

That stupid uncle you have that goes around playing poker in Vegas blowing his money than going fishing with the little bit he has left.

You: Uncle Steve can we go....
Uncle Steve: no

2👍 10👎

Uncle Roger Drunk

(techincal jargon) someone so drunk that they mistake objects, location, time and space with other objects, locations and places in time and space.

e.g. John was so Uncle Roger Drunk last night he though my sofa was urinal.

60👍 14👎

Uncle Bad Touch

Your creepy uncle that always seems to want a grope-hug and tells you to sit on his lap. The one everybody feels awkward around ever since he took little Susie under the stairs at last year's family reunion.

Man, Mike seems like a real Uncle Bad Touch. He's pretty creepy.

42👍 10👎

Uncle Tom Collins

A nickname for Republican Senator Susan Collins after the Senate voted to green-light Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court.

As women endeavor to continue having control over their reproductive rights and cast their ballots in the next election, they cannot forget the “yes” vote cast by Uncle Tom Collins.

15👍 3👎

and bob's your uncle

Aussie slang term meaning "and there you go", "and then you're done", etc.

To make popsicles, just put juice in an ice tray, put a toothpick in each cell, put it in the freezer overnight, and bob's your uncle.

87👍 25👎

Uncle Jimmy Steamboat

An uncle jimmy steamboat is when one gets naked, inserts a vaporizer into one's anus, lies face-down into a full bathtub of water and vape as hard as one can.

Friend: You ever had an uncle jimmy steamboat?
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

11👍 1👎