A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.
Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there
A country boy is the legend of them all, he’s the greatest and he’ll tell you if he thinks something is gay or dumb. Don’t be an idiot don’t leave him and he will always work hard.
That’s a good country boy right there.
Usually a teenage southern who speaks with a strong accent and wears square toed western boots despite never being on horseback. They drive lifted trucks because their cocks are small and fly confederate flags and claim "it's muh heritage." Country boys will spend 90% of the time trying to one up eachother on how country they are and 10% of the time fishing or hunting, which arent even strictly country things. They brag about how country boys like themselves can do anything when it comes to manual labour and fixing things, yet 9 times out of 10 they're the dumbest fucks on the jobsite.
Person 1: hey here comes that country boy that thinks hes a tough cowboy.
Person 2: while i pretend to like his ariats snatch his dodge hat.
A country boy is someone who wears their pants pulled up, they listen to ol country music, an some new stuff to, they drive trucks and work hard as hell, they are willin to give the shirt off their back for anyone in need, they pray, and live under the good lord, they dont intentionally start fights, but aint afraid to finish or back down from one. they are hella respectful and treat their girl and family, better than anyone. country boys are the best, and id rather have a guy with jeans,boots and a truck, than a guy with a suit, shiny, shoes and a ferrari.
A kinda cute guy named Jason who has a great shot and is extremely attractive
That Jason is a country boy if I’ve ever seen one
me: "have u listened to blood related by kurtis corner? it's my new bi anthem."
you: "yeah! it's the best song ever! he's such a real country boy."
A Discord server, owned and created by Polygon donut. because the original server had been hacked by a fucking roblox scam link
its cool server 👍😂😹
join it or i will bring you into pongon basement
polynomer 1: man i wonder what happened before New Polynomers Country was created
polynomer 2 (10th member): nothing happened.