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Food porn for coffee; beautiful photographs of artistic coffee drinks such as macchiatos and cafe lattes.
That cafe latte with the tulip and heart designs is too perfect to drink before taking a photo and adding it to my collection of coffee porn.
If you watch this you are a G but your kinda weird. It’s not weird to watch cat porn but to play with cats penis is weird. For good practice finger your cat it helps a lot
Now that no nut November is over let’s watch cat porn
If you watch this you are fucked up
Hey kid want to watch some fortnite porn.
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Snuggie Porn is sexual intercourse filmed or photographed where one or more participants is wearing a Snuggie. Due to the fact that the participants are wearing a robe, it is best on filmed on a cold day doing doggy style.
I downloaded some Snuggie Porn, but all they were able to show was ass shots.
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porn again: 1. Religious people who backslide into horny habits. e.g., Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker.
2. What Tea Leoni says to David Duchovny every night, afternoon, hour, whatever.
Ex: Cheri: Hey!! Turn that crap off! You know we go to church now! I thought you were over porn.
Roderick: Honey, I’m not born again, I’m porn again.
Cheri: Not funny!! Take your hand out of your pants!
Ex: Tiffany: Debbie, lookit this! Another porn again preacher on the tele! He impregnated his church secretary.
Debbie: Is it Jessica Hahn? What happened to her? She’s so eighties.
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A mode available in modern web browsers that doesn't store any session information.
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Porn that was developed to give short people hope. If a torso that measures only 4 feet in length can do porn, then surely short people of only 5 foot can atleast get laid.
Brianna: my favorite porn is nugget porn. Dad: why because you're short like them?
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