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When you cum in a girls ass and she lets it dry up in her asshole so when she shits the dry cum comes out with her shit
Me and my girl did anal last night and she did a squirrel trap
Squirrel Bait: Sinilar to dingleberries, tag nuts, clingons etc but can be used specifically to feed small woodland critters.
Aw man it was a wars zone in there. Luckily I salvaged some Squirrel Bait so I can take a little walk through the woods.
An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).
Me:Look at that Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel!
My sister: I know right! It’s adorable
Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.
Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?
Bobby: i did it was so tight
Act of injuring oneself while having sex.
Bob had a bad limp, possible caused by squirrel tricking that nasty broad last night.