Angry as a bird

A level of anger where strapping one's self into a slingshot and being launched into a fortress, group of pigs etc. seems an acceptable course of action.

Guy 1: Man, I was doing anal on Sheila last night and when I pulled out she shat all over my bed!! I was angry as a bird! Good thing I bought that giant slingshot the other week.
Guy 2: Shit...What did you do?
Guy 1: I killed her.
Guy 2: What????
Guy 1: And that's not all.
Guy 2: You sick bastard!
Guy 1: I then reached in and found her Golden Egg!

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ghetto bird

Police helicopter

Man...I got no sleep as the ghetto bird was buzzing the neighbourhood.

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car birds

Girls who hang round racetrack pit lanes, or advertise. Usually wearing modified team shell suits

Famous racing drivers wifes, young, blonde, tanned.. fit..

man.. look at those car birds.. I'd ride her car..

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Bird brain

a dumb friend who never makes any sense and always gets you confused

Your such a bird brain.

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Momma Birding

The act of transferring liquid or food, mouth to mouth, to another individual. Most commonly done with alcoholic beverages at clubs.

Oh my god I was at the club last night and like was totally momma birding this really hot guy and it was like so in.

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Birds Nest

When a woman shaves everything but her butt hole, leaving a small ring of hair resembling a birds nest.

Linda had a beautifully shaved pussy but when I bent her over i saw she had a birds nest. I went limp.

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Birds and Squiggles

An acceptable synonym for Egyptian Hieroglyphics, may be also used to describe another non-alphabetical language such as Chinese, Punjab, or Korean

I can't read this shit, all it is are birds and squiggles.

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