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my tongue tastes like tongue

something a dumbass would say

Paul: Say something
Conner: My tongue tastes like tongue
Paul: You dumbass

by ok dumbass April 16, 2020


Slip tongue

The language that politicians use to slide around facts and reality.

Our rules and regulations are designed for the benefit of slip tongued politicians and their closest personal friends.

by Skeptical21 November 2, 2021


Talking Tongues

A play of words where, instead of speaking in another language, the normal meaning of the term two people communicate their thoughts and feelings through a voracious make-out session. Most likely originated from people who, despite being into each other, were unable to communicate verbally and spontaneously decided to make out with each other instead.

Belle and Max spent the night strictly talking tongues at a local bar. Fuck if there was anything else they could do over the loud music and noise.

by The_Unofficial February 4, 2018


tongue whip

When he flicks his tongue on the girls vagina

“Girl I started moaning when he tongue whip my vagina hard”

by Babymommadrama314159 June 1, 2018


SIMON TONGUE

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.

"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"

by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro September 16, 2015


poon tongue

The use of smooth talk to persuade a women to have sex.

I used my poon tongue at the bar last night on a hot blonde.

by Silver Tongue Devil November 18, 2010


smack tongue

Something that your girlfriend or wife says not to do when you go out and she's not with you.

Man: I'm going out with my friends tonight, want to come?
Girl: No, I'm tired. Just don't smack tongue tonight.

by Chriscu October 11, 2015