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When a line of (gay) men line up and insert their penises into the man in from of them. Sound effects and movement optional.
Dude I went to a party in the gay district of D.C. and the guys wanted to run a train with me at the lead!!!
Thats some fucked up shit!!
I know... but I did it
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leash training is an obedience exercise for naked cadets to perform where the "Master" puts a leash around the neck of his dog-slave and leads him around to all the cadet toilets and makes the cadet suck off any other cadet who wants a blowjob.
Matt bought a beautiful black leather leash, and started giving me leash training -- he took me around to all the cadet toilets and ordered me to suck dick!
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Training underwent by girls with fake tits and guys with fake dicks to make sure their implants don't fail them (and burst) when they try something vaguely related to sex
V: "Fuck man, me and S were foolin 'round y'day night and suddenly her implants burst!"
P: "That's what she gets for never going through implant training!"
V: "Colleges should make that shit a required course man!"
P: "Totally!"
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THE Sleep Train is the most comfortable bed in existence, not because of the mattress but because the most incredible man is the conductor and makes the sleep train better than heaven.
The sleep train is nothing w/o my conductor
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Cross training. When a manager loses their patience when teaching an employee
''WHY CANT YOU ****ING UNDERSTAND NORMAN? THE CHEESE GOES ON THE BURGER BEFORE THE SAUCE!''
''What's going on there Paul?''
''Oh Mr Jones is Cross Training the new starter''
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The trifecta of sound created when a girl farts, burps, and queefs simultaneously
Ashley let out a Train Whistle so loud it stopped traffic.
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Multiple black men lining up to have sex one by one with a bent over female. Orange jumpsuits and condoms optional.
The black men irreverently lifted the blonde slut, slapped her ass, made her bend over a trash can and pulled a jail train on that nasty cunt.
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