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A person who has literally never touched a barbell in their life. Probably scrawny as shit.
Jacked Olympic Lifter: Lol look at that lanky mofo.
Chad Bodybuilder: Kiddo's probably a Barbell Virgin
Someone who would never in there life lose there virginity
I am esteban mcgraw the Absolute Virgin #vaginawhore #cringegod
when your friends are discussing risqué topics and it's so risqué you need to cover your virgin knees. Covering your virgin eyes and ears isn't enough. Protect your knees.
friend: "yeah she sent me nudes. Here, look at them!"
me: "Ah, what!? My virgin knees!"
a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.
Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!
A person who has had no sexual interaction while being tied up or tying
another person up.
Connor: He is a total rope virgin!
Jared: No way man, I saw how fast he tied that knot he has had some practice.
Your cod virginity (aka call of duty virginity) is when you first play with someone who’s never played call of duty before and *this mostly happens with girls*
Jacob: “ yo I took Emma’s Cod virginity the other day”
Ryan: “ how’d it feel?”
Jacob: “ like playing call of duty with an absolute trashbag but it’s like you can’t be mad at them”
A drastic increase in muscle growth that occurs when someone first starts working out
Bro 1: Yo dude I just started workout out about a month ago and look at these virgin gains I got *flexes muscles*
Bro 2: Yooo bro thats wicked