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diet weed

Diet weed, also known as Delta 8, is THC that is derived from hemp rather than marijuana. It still produces a high, but one that is not as potent as regular weed.

You can buy it, as well as Delta 8 edibles, at smoke shopsโ€”including in states where marijuana is illegal, which is where most of its appeal comes from.

Person 1: Hey man, you want a hit?

Person 2: No thanks, real weed gives me anxiety. I'll stick to diet weed.

by Ilikemusicc September 6, 2022


porch weed

The random bag of weed that you find abandoned in your house or on your porch after a party. This weed is unclaimed and therefore becomes "community weed".

Resident: That was a crazy party last night.

House Owner: Yeah I found some porch weed this morning.

Other Resident: Cool. Lets get blazed together!

by BM8 October 25, 2015


dapper weed

A hand picked quality of grade A marijuana. That is manicured too itโ€™s top state of being.

I smoke dapper weed.

by Good weed, Exotic weed, June 9, 2019


mexi-weed

Weed that is sub-par. Weed that will get you by but will give you a headache.

I went to Lucio's house to get some bomb, but instead walked away with a bag of Mexi-weed.

by McGullicutty April 10, 2006

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speed weed

The largest marijuana collective and delivery service in the US based in Los Angeles but serving every legal area in the US. Speed Weed carries the largest selection of top shelf marijuana. They are celebrity endorsed. The owners are cannabis activists that are constantly in the national news on Television, Radio, and Pod Casts. Joe Rogan is a huge supporter and often has the owner Gino on his podcasts.

It's 1am how can we get some dank buds?

Check out Speed Weed's website and they'll come right to you with that Dank Fire.

by The Fierce Bambino September 2, 2014

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Weed whacking

An action to describe someone who smokes pot with one hand while masturbating with the other.

Friend: Why did you not come out yesterday? Weed whacking in your parents' bedroom?

by MegaMarc September 24, 2016

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slob weed

someone who is mad grimy, will take your shit without asking. Smokes a lot of weed everyday, fucks people over when he is dealing.

Damn, nigga you stole from your roommate while you were dealing drugs to reading locals at the house, your fucking Slob Weed.

by no where fast December 13, 2010

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