Who would Jesus bomb?

An ungrammatical slogan occasionally appearing on the t-shirts or bumper stickers of those who can't handle concepts too big to fit on t-shirts or bumper stickers.

The correct form is "Whom would Jesus have bombed?"; since Jesus was a first-century Jewish nationalist, the most likely answer is, "The Roman Empire."

"Who would Jesus bomb?" was undoubtedly inspired by "What would Jesus do?", a question best answered by "We'll never know. Jesus wouldn't have gotten himself into the mess you're in."

You really look sharp in that 'Who would Jesus bomb?' t-shirt -- NOT!

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who wants seconds

woman that has ALOT of energy

dont be a tired ass bitch. i need seconds

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uppity whodie who

the g-rated way to say utter cunt. uptight, bitchy, or just plain intolerable.

Yes sally, you're aunt is quite a uppity whodie who.

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who shot john

I shot John. Over and over and over. O-k-k-k-k-k.

"who shot johN?"
I shotted john

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who shot john

Mark David Chapman, a pschyzophrenic madman who brought to end the life of one of music's most talented men.

look at me! i'm mark david chapman! i think i'm cool because i killed the messiah that is known as john lennon

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who-ye-talkin-tee

used in the town of whitley bay as a subistue for who are you talkin to first used in the G.N.V.Q class of 2002/3

jonny who ya takin tee

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He Who is Most Stoked

The Lord Our God

And He Who is Most Stoked said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

Genesis 1:11

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