Ford Simp

Someone who experiences attraction to a car by the company Ford. This is extremely rare and often looked down upon.
Can also mean someone who simps for the fictional character Stanford 'Ford' Pines, from the show Gravity Falls created by Alex Hirsch

He realized that he was infact a Ford Simp. This realization was devastating, as he was afraid people would judge him for being a Ford Simp.

I’m simping

guy who does something nice for a girl, hoping that it'll make the girl want to date him.

I’m simping for Ariana Grande.

Political Simp

A Political simp is a someone who posts something political to gain bias from a group of people

EX:

**Company Posts Black Square**
Jimmy~ Omg X is being such a Political Simp

EX #2:

**White Girl Posts Black Square**
YEEYEE~ This bitch a liberal YEET

Voigt-Simp

One who is so much of a simp towards all women that they must mask this fact by constantly being rude, disrespectful and putting them down.

You Aidan Voigt is such a Voigt-Simp

Side Simp

The act of being a Side Hoe and a Simp at the same time.

that eboy is a side side simp

simp list

a list of the people you would/will simp for,

can you believe britney put aaron on her simp list? ew.

Death By Simp

When a man loses his life at the hands of another man all behind a woman. In most cases the woman instigated the altercation. This term was coined and is frequently used by Coach Greg Adams.

Chad was attacked and shot by his ex-wife's new boyfriend at the custody exchange. Chad is the latest victim of death by simp.