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When you are getting a rim job whilst having diarrhea, shitting in your partner’s mouth. The shit ends up flowing out their nasal passage, making a mustache like William Shakespeare’s.
Yesterday My stomach wasn’t feeling well, so I gave Deborah The William Shakespeare
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Related to a Wet Willy, the Dry William is when a dry finger is inserted into the ear canal of another unsuspecting individual.
I just gave Joe a Dry William and now he's super uncomfortable.
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The sexy lead singer/guitarist for the best band in the world, Broad Street. He is cool and funny and the best singer in the entire world. people die when he walks in the room if they are not worthy enough.
Billy: Oh no. Here comes Eric Wiiliams
(Billy explodes into a thousand peices)
Eric Williams: Oh Yeah.
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William aftons cum is a sperm that came from a guy named William afton and it taste really great i want to put it inside me 😋😘
Friend: oh this Williams cum is really great
Michael afton: oh.. really its made by my dead father William Afton
Friend: Bozo he killed kids
William afton: fuck you i wish i didint make out with you
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William Farquhar is considered by most the "True Founder of Singapore", if having to choose between Sir Stamford Raffles, himself and Crawfurd(after learning about each) he is good person who let people consume opium to get more $$$ to develop singapore
William Farquhar.
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William the god looks down on people because William the god has a bigger dick than them. William the god is a fucking lad with a huge cock
“Oh shit, it’s a William the god! He has a big dick! We are peasants.”
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mans a cannibal for eating pot noodle. big will looks like a curlywurly. he was probably named after his mothers genitals, though he has 6 mothers. his favourite food is potato sticks as he has been sighted in an indian cuisine getting chips instead of curry. his favourite movie is the incredibles as he seems to think he is big strong boi like christopher spunk.
(please accept me uwu)
ben: william enderman is one stinky boi
dover: yeh you right
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