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A simultaneous ejaculation and fart. Accidental or intentional.
Sexy babe: Urgh, Dave! You've creme egged in my eye. I can't see or breath!
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Another term for XD, which is a face made of text to symbolize laughing. Although it is just another way to say it, the eggs part is used to symbolize the magic the gathering deck "eggs", and why it is funny for some reason. This is usually used in the manabæse group chat.
Adam: yo I heard that owen is breaking another deck
Ajax: Eggs Dee
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when you ejaculate in your partners belly-button, and then pee on it a little for the holandaise sauce.
He gave her the best eggs benedict ever!
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An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.
"Ah, man, that old lady just bent over and I saw her fried eggs!"
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There are only two known to ever exist in the world, Jill and Joe.
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when two fags are fucking reverse cowboy and their balls are smashing against one another.
"How was your night with Johnny?" "Oh you know, went over and had some scrambled eggs."
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When you take a very distinctly hot frying pan and you spank your soul mate with it and then you ejaculate on where you spanked her to cool it down.
Me and my old lady did the fried egg last night...
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