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A walk (usually at night) where both people hold out they're penises and may jack off. A sort of bonding exercise.
It was a long time since we had seen each other so we took a wood walk.
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(adjective): a descriptive term for something that smells awful.
Dude, your breath smells like some gerbil wood.
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Ash Woods is another way of someone being completely and hopelessly wack. As opposed to a chase type of person.
When used to describe a female however, she would be considered beautiful of body and mind and displaying great intellect as well as atheltic ability. She would be the standard of a great woman.
Whoa, did you see that girl walkin down the street. She was mos def an ash woods.
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Ay man dont be bringing that Ash Woods mess into this party, we aint down wit Hasselhoff music.
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That feeling you get when you wake up and want to mine some trees in minecraft.
Mum, look at the size of the morning wood I have!
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When a man with a flaccid penis negotiates a price for its use before becoming hard so that the buyer does not know the actual size of the erect penis.
Bitch thought I was a grower and paid me 60$ for a quick fuck. The cunt asked me for a refund once I surprised her with my tiny dick. Flippin' wood is hard, but how else am I supposed to support my wife and kids?
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the best person to ever live on this earth if ur not his friend ur literally going to die alone with a dog named Minecraft you fatass.
“Oh your not friend with Leo wood? Kill yourself”
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When a girl squirts on your dick and you fuck her with your squirt dick.
Dude, Stephanie was screaming pretty loud last night. Were you soaking the wood again?
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