they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone

an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.

Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"

Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."

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Do you know when we get out?

The most asked question in any highschool, ever.

"Hey." "Do you know when we get out?"

Blown Out Tater Biscuit covered with sour cream

A vagina covered in sperm.

Wow your vagina looks like a Blown Out Tater Biscuit covered with sour cream after we had sex.

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Bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce

The ability, no, the art form of being able to bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce is monumentally critical to one's survival. Otherwise known as "BOOCWGLITS", this talent enables the beholder to take copious amounts of drugs without entering "the sauce". The sauce is the point where you are so inebriated you cannot come back. BOOCWGLITS is an amazing feat that few possess. Remaining calm and in control while still feeling the affect of drugs is booling out control without getting lost in the sauce

"Bro how was the party?"

"Dude, I don't even remember I was so wasted"

"You just need to bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce!"

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if you can't stand the heat , get out the kitchen

1 . Basically , if you can't stand the stress , leave the situation.
2. If you don't like it GTFO

Me: I think planking is the dumbest thing ever
Friend: Well I like it
Me: My facebook status , my opinion . "if you can't stand the heat , get out the kitchen" & mind your business.

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you're about to find out who i am

a more militantly-minded version of the popular "you're about to get to know me"; instead of expressing its surface desire to become "properly introduced," this phrase is akin to the Shakespearean cry "into the breach once again dear friends" and is most likely used by an individual who wants to kick some serious tail

Guy 1: "I slept with your partner"
"Your Partner"'s partner: "You're about to find out who I am"

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thats how I role crazy and out of control

To make it seem like you are crazier then you really are.

that was dumb adam, yea thats how I role crazy and out of control.

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