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Nibba, why the fuck you searching up this shit you prick... better be fucking your mom after reading this!!!!!!!!
Boom i failed at fucking my moms ass
If you have this it means you're a femboy
Jayden: I like bread!
Magnus: You're a femboy.
When ur hella excited so u say: Yaba daba si si i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee cuz ayee oh i
No way really? Yaba daba si si i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee cuz ayee oh i
For a MILF, dominatrix, or other form of sexually topping woman to say in response to when a bottom sexual partner expresses that they're about to cum.
Alternatively, a sexual joke as a response to when someone is asked to come, says they're coming (in the sfw sense), or anything along that train of thought.
Bottom: Oh god, I think I'm coming!
Mommy: Not until I say so!
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David: Hey, do you know if Jake's coming over any time soon?
Amanda: Not until I say so!
when an egirl with mixed signals expresses her feelings towards someone on the internet
king julian: is that all? don't you have something to say
egirl: other than the fact that i hate u, no, i don't have something to say.
In that exact situation... Except in the most extreme variant of that exact thing. No amount not being a doormat gets you out a witch burning... Unless you're me.
Hym "Yet... Here I am... BUT! It WILL work for me because if it doesn't, that's when the stabbing begins! And you'll think you yourself (in the confines of your retard cranium meat) 'Being a stubborn bitch is more important than child lives' You'll be correct in that child lives are worthless."
A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*
Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!