hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

i don't catch

another meaning for 'i don't get it' or 'I don't understand'

karina: "lesbian"
lisa: "i don't catch"

I want head

I just want some head

“You know what I want?”
“No - tell me.”
“I want head.”

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how do i type

used by ppl who dont know how to type apparently

Person 1: How do i type

Person 2: ??? Wdym u just typed

Person 1: Nuh uh

i hate hoes

when people say i hate hoes meaning these hoes weird and i hate hoes real bad

i hate hoes , i hate these hoes

i drink anarchy

a line from the ai scripted ai batman comic

a new whay to show how much you care about what the other person is
talking about

guy1: have you see that new movie i heard there is a big chungus easter egg

guy2: i drink anarchy to your movie and easter eggs i fucking hate big chungus!!1!

guy1:fuck off

I am tenzed up

Basically if you are tenzed up, it means you want to be violated by a bear.

DEMETREUS DEMARCUS BARTHOLOMEW JAMES THE THIRD JUNIOR: I WAS REALLY I am tenzed up YESTERDAY!
JOAQIM: WOW, I HOPE YOU CAN STILL WALK STRAIGHT!