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I Swear To F*ck

It's a word u say when ur really angry at someone, you replace "God" with "F$#k" because it sounds more serious and ur not playing around.

Bastard: Hahaha

Good bastard: I Swear to F*ck stop adding me in that group chat!!

by Caleb Cummins April 15, 2022


I am tweaking

Going crazy over something.

(Based off of real life scenario from today when I was in history and this really hot guy took his sweatshirt off and he had a t-shirt on and his muscle were out with out him flexing, I was tweaking and twitching in my seat)

“Oh. My. God. I am fucking tweaking that guy is so hot 😫 he has muscle with out even flexing(… and a six pack😋)” therefor I am tweaking very hard!

by Cole’s left saggy ball sack🥰 December 8, 2022


i feel more adult towards you

Another way of saying I like you. Mostly said by men to be sneaky.

You would say I feel more adult towards you to someone you like if you want to give them a hint.

by Shockey January 21, 2016


I don't wanna

I don't wanna be your friend. I don't wanna be your bestfriend. I want to be your sister. I want to be your mom. I want to be your mate.

I don't wanna be your stranger.
Neither do I wanna be your friends.
I want to be your mom so that I can lactate you. I want to be your sister, and we start having incest. I want to be your mate everyday for the rest of my life. Just you. Only you. You alone.

I want you so badly. I love you, baby.

by Mating® December 16, 2023


i+

form of saying ‘i-‘. it has a more positive connotation, as a plus is being used instead of minus.

what in the fuck, i+”

by zooweemama yea January 25, 2021


I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021


i see da bae

When you see the girl you like.

MAN1: Why do you always insist on hitting on girls who have boyfriends twice our size?
MAN2: I can't help the way I feel.
MAN2: When I see da bae. I go after da bae.

by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 29, 2017