It's a word u say when ur really angry at someone, you replace "God" with "F$#k" because it sounds more serious and ur not playing around.
Bastard: Hahaha
Good bastard: I Swear to F*ck stop adding me in that group chat!!
Going crazy over something.
(Based off of real life scenario from today when I was in history and this really hot guy took his sweatshirt off and he had a t-shirt on and his muscle were out with out him flexing, I was tweaking and twitching in my seat)
“Oh. My. God. I am fucking tweaking that guy is so hot 😫 he has muscle with out even flexing(… and a six pack😋)” therefor I am tweaking very hard!
Another way of saying I like you. Mostly said by men to be sneaky.
You would say I feel more adult towards you to someone you like if you want to give them a hint.
I don't wanna be your friend. I don't wanna be your bestfriend. I want to be your sister. I want to be your mom. I want to be your mate.
I don't wanna be your stranger.
Neither do I wanna be your friends.
I want to be your mom so that I can lactate you. I want to be your sister, and we start having incest. I want to be your mate everyday for the rest of my life. Just you. Only you. You alone.
I want you so badly. I love you, baby.
form of saying ‘i-‘. it has a more positive connotation, as a plus is being used instead of minus.
“what in the fuck, i+”
You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.
Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
When you see the girl you like.
MAN1: Why do you always insist on hitting on girls who have boyfriends twice our size?
MAN2: I can't help the way I feel.
MAN2: When I see da bae. I go after da bae.