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the sound the the trunk makes on a 80-88 caprice classic when sound deadening material isnt used and there is 40 subwoofers in the trunk
" damn homie it sownds like thurr a gorilla in my trunk trying to get out, cuz da boom is so loud, dat shit is tizightt!!"
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“What do you want to tell joe Biden right now” whats up baby take me out to dinner😫
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The act of orally pleasuring a woman , lapping up all the juices and sucking on the clit till its clean !
Suzie said to her boy friend "Hey clean out my pumpkin and eat my seeds. "
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If the task you are pursuing puts too much pressure on you, then you should not pursue the task. (Especially if the pressure exceeds the benefits of the task.)
My boss saw that I was in panic mode to get my job done today. Instead of words of encouragement, she said to me "If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen." ..What a bitch!
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Something you say to somebody who is talking total crap.
Mate, shut your ass because you're talking out of it.
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Something back-seat drivers frequently do.
Okay, now turn here!
*points in a vague way out of the line of sight of the driver*
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the easiest way to end an argument when your opponent relays their intentions to do something that you do not agree with.
(online or in text msg, etc)
"I have to go shopping"
'I shop online, you must have tons of time on your hands. it's Christmas and the stores are packed!'
"The traffic here is fine."
'I thought it was snowing there.'
"I have snow tires! duh."
'You know, there are websites that sell things much cheaper.'
"But there is a sale going on at my favorite place!"
'fine. let me know how that works out for you.'
Best way to diffuse (yep, this is trolling!): "U mad?"
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