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This means mind your own buisness
Hey you, get your dick out of my Dad's mouth.
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If you act out before someone you know passes without knowing they were going to pass, your subconscious may be trying to give you a sign or preparing yourself for the hurt to come.
“Remember when I was super upset before dad passed?”
“Yes! That had to be a sign, that might be normal for someone acting out before a passing of someone”
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The guy I was dating didn't have a fat meaty dongle. That's what it means. In a poll of 100 women who have cheated on their boyfriends; this will be their response to the question "why did you cheat?" 100% of the time.
Some guy "Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?"
Some chick "Yes"
Some guy "Why did you cheat?"
Some chick "Umm... I just felt like I wasn't getting enough out of the relationship."
Some guy "And what do you mean by that?"
Some chick "What I mean is that I was dating a guy and then I met a different guy who had a fat cock. I wanted the fat cock inside of me so I let him jam it inside of me."
Some guy "So then why didn't say that instead of your initial answer?"
Some chick"Because I don't want people to think I'm a piece of shit."
Some guy "Is that what a piece of shit would do?"
Some chick "......"
Some guy "Because if you're initial answer is just 'femanese' for your actual answer, then you look like a piece of shit either way. Like... It's a direct translation."
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Natsuki: my dad would beat the shit out of me if he found this
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A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.
it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.
12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?
Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.
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The inside-out fish (inseedacli-repi-standi-plazer) is a species of fish found off the southern coast of costa rica, in the deep waters of the pacific ocean.
Known for its organs being on the outside, and fins on the inside, this fish struggles to survive in the rugged ocean, but, has done so for many thousands of years. Its organs are semiprotected from a tight strong exoskeleton (also found in creatures such as insects, spiders, crustaceans and mollusks).
With a length of 25cm and a height of 10cm, this fish is not a small one, but surely is a slow one, with a top speed of 1km/hour, these little fella's just swim around all day, hiding in the darkness of the deep pacific!
The Inside-out fish commonly feeds on other animals feces, and is also known as the vaccum cleaner of the ocean. Its diet isnt just filled with bile! No, the Insude-out fish also has a taste for style, thats right, caviar, the Inside-Out fish preys on unsuspecting other species of fish and eats there eggs!
The lifespan of an Inside-Out fish is approximatly 10 years, but some have been known to live as long as 20-30 years!
"The Inside-Out fish (inseedacli-repi-standi-plazer) is No.14 on the top 15 weirdest animals in the sea" - National Geographic Magazine, March 1999
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On December 3rd you can ask your crush out and they have to say yes
Hey Jess will you go out with me
Ew no
You have to it’s December 3rd
Haha it’s ask your crush out and they have to say yes day
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