i-sore

the notch on iPhone 14 pro models that looks like an I and is goddamm ocd inducing

looks like

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Jake: hey did you buy the new iPhone 14 pro
Kirsten: yeah I did
Jake: look at that i-sore
Kirsten: if id known I would get the 14 non pro

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

How i am

I am britt 15 years old and i lovo to do is, gaming, soccer and do things wif my friend.

How i am.

I don’t like the band Palaye Royale

I guess they might be Jews or something? But I’m actually quite suspicious of this band. It’s just the truth…Sorry.

I don’t like the band Palaye Royale.

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i sneezed three times

?WHAT IS 7 TIMES 8

ooh shit i bout to die -
wtf why-
i sneezed three times-
R.I.P-

I will end your life

A verbal threat used to scare someone or to inform someone that you are about to murder them and end their life/existence.

Roy: I will end your life if you keep talking to me.
Steve: did you really just threaten me? By saying your going to end my life??

are you gonna catch this ball if I throw it

another way of saying if i shoot my shot with you will I miss or not

Jack: hey are you gonna catch this ball if I throw it

Jackie: yeah I will actually