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the rumbly crumbly creak that is let out when you know you really need to take a shit but you're holding it in for whatever reason.
rachel:-creaks-
mark: what was that?
rachel: soz i just rly need a dump
mark: poo creak..
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A ghost poo is _the_ rarest and king of all poos. It challenges your grasp on reality, because when you look in the bowl to see what you've done (don't worry, eveyone does this) there is no smell and nothing there... puzzling enough, but when you wipe your arse it's already as clean as... well as clean as it ever was.
The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.
So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.
"I just had a brilliant shit. Well, I mean, I think I did."
"I just had a ghost poo. It's a shame for people who will never have one"
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1. A person with malnutrition who can not defecate normaly. Usually causes the person with poo juice to be ridiculed by his or her peers.
2. Another name for diarrhea
1. Dude, you really should eat healthy or your poo juice will be even more visible.
2. The father was upset because he had to clean his baby's poo juice.
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something that smells like poop.
that bathroom smells poo tinky.
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1)Another word for saying 'darn',
'fuck' or 'gee wilickers'.
2)Someone who pokes around at any random type of fecal matter. Like a scientist or something.
1)Aww poo fiddle, I lost my fork
2)Hey, see Bill over there, he's a major poo fiddle.
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1 of 3 successive warnings that your anus gives to your entire body before you either shart or collapse in a puddle of poo.
After eating that XXL bowl of PHO' I had 2 massive poo waves before taking a ginormous crap.
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