/b/tard

One who has experienced true Hell on the internet. This person has probably already gone insane. Talking to them will result in your own sanity or IQ loss. Talk to a /b/tard at your own risk, newfag.

"Rofldance, dude, did you see Rick Roll doing Weegee on top of Heavy Weapons Guy last night while on the phone with desu girl? But man, I tell you, Vagineer is as almost as scary as Ceiling Cat singing double rainbow, all the way. Zeus Cat, I'm such a /b/tard. Lol, internet."

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T and B

1. Short for "tits and boners"

2. An expression of affirmation (i.e. "totally")

3. An expression of anguish or symphathy (i.e. "that sucks")

4. A euphemism for sex

5. Pretty much anything you want depending on how you say it.

T and B.

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b emoji

the best meme that some people think is dead but it isn't. It's official use as an emoji was Blood type B but, it has become a meme where you put the b emoji in front of every word replacing it's first letter.

The B emoji is my most used emoji because it's such a cool meme!
Bamburgers Bare Bummy! = Hamburgers are yummy!
The B emoji is so lit!

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Cardi B

a.) Noun

A parasitic orgasm related to pronto-bacteria that uses the psychological tactics using mental infection of the contemporary music industry to incite a mentality to its listeners to become brainless idiots; and heathens.

This organism also has targeted lonely men, luring them into its lair, and used opiate and barbiturate chemicals synthesized by using its breasts to lactate, to incapacitate the individuals; establishes robbery against its victims; and convinced transvestites to have sexual intercourse with these victims while they are asleep.

These organisms, which are considered less than a virus protein, have been created and allowed to thrive, and assimilate as much assets by expressing radically appalling frequencies that they assert as music, which is really feces in audio form.

Human being #1) You know that bacteria I grew in the Petri dish for a science project?

Human being #2) Yeah, Cardi B?

Human being #1) Well it smells, looks like filth, and is producing an awfully sounding screech the new generation is calling music; I’m putting hydrogen peroxide on it

Human being #2) Excellent Good sir, god save the queen

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f with b

Friends with benefits, self explanatory

Valley Girl 1:
OMG did you hear Steve and Joanna are hooking up?

Valley Girl 2:
No way, they're not bf/gf are they?

Valley girl 1:
No they're just f with b

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Gb2 /b/

A common phrase on 4chan.

When a poster makes a thread on one of 4chan's niche boards that doesn't follow the theme of the board, or makes an incredibly stupid and/or immature (and unfunny) comment (eg: being racist, saging for no good reason, using "your mom") they will be told

by the masses to Go Back To /b/ (or Gb2/b/)

Thread: "This chick (insert picture of black girl here) asks you out on a date, what do you do?"

Anonymous: "LOLNO NIGGERS GOT AIDS"

Other Anon: "Gb2 /b/"

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M to the B

A rly crappy song by Millie B. She basically sings about her rival Sophie aspin in her British accent

The best mccccc, it’s m to the b it’s m to the b it’s m m m m to the b it’s m to the b it’s m to the b, bonggggggg!!

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