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one of the best days in da year
the most beautiful, shining and lovely girls are born on this day!
if ur name is alena, sasha, sonya or polina so ur the luckiest girl!
u gonna run the world!
мы русские с нами бог!
-when is ur b-day?
- on june 2
-maaaan ur sooo lucky!
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The date of which a small group in Florida attempt to find and beat up a person named Risk.
Friend 1: Ay Seth, y’know what day it is?
Friend 2: March 2nd?
Friend 1: Mhmm, and you know what we do on March 2nd?
Friend 2: Yeah, let’s got beat that little fuckers ass.
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The size of your di-
You have 2 centimeters.
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September 2 is national grab dick day you go up to your friend and grab their dick.
Girl- hey chris grabs dick
Girl-happy national grab dick day
Guy- I forgot today was September 2
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A movie released on June 26, 2015 about a talking teddy bear.
you must have your special friend with you to watch Ted 2
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an awesome multiplayer game, despite horrible single player. chances are that anyone complaining about the game is:
-a retard
-a noob, and is currently getting their ass handed to them every game on xbox live
also futures a ranking system that everyone thinks shows how "good" they are, despite the fact that it doesnt.
i know level 36 noobs.
yes, you CAN kill someone with a rocket launcher.
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