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Pride, envy, anger, sloth, greed, gluttony, and lust. Seven acts of human nature. That fact supports the philosophically acceptable belief that said sins only become sin when largely overindulged in. Extreme overindulgence of which are the results of stupidity and can in fact lead to death.
Devotee: So you mean Father that I can do all those things as long as I think and use my head?
Oh So Holy One: Yes son, just be sure and wash your hair afterwards.
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Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Anger, Greed and Sloth.
Pride is the deadliest of all sins and from which all the others originate!
If you don't respect these sins you will kill yourself and others around you spiritually, mentally and emotionally. So they must be respected!
They run in contrast to the 7 Heavenly Virtues.
One of the 7 Deadly Sins, Lust, not respected creates sexual exploitation of women and children which damages and destroys their lives.
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When a girl is wet for 24 hours straight and when she walks around it sounds like someone drinking a slurpee.
I can hear that girls 7/11 slurpee from a mile away.
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Also known as Seven Knots to Heaven.
Specially tied knots in silk* inserted in a mans anus which is removed at the moments of climax. Properly timed the cord is removed concurrent with the contractions pumping ejaculate thus stimulating the anus and massaging the prostate gland resulting in increased pleasure.
*While the name is derived from knots in silk the practice can also be done with beads or balls on a string, or injection molded balls on plastic stems. Or any variation of such.
The Courtesan tugged each bead of the 7 Knots of Love from my ass at just the right moments causing me to explode with pleasure several times before losing consciousness.
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1. A Pat Benatar discography from 1985.
2. Getting seven inches of man meat up a virgin bung.
3. A sexual practice where a woman will do seven guys at once. In the cunt, ass, mouth, one in each hand and one in each ear.
Too bad guys can't do 7 chicks at once. Even if you could use your dick, tounge, both hands and both feet all at the same time you would only have six!
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A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.
::After sex::
Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.
Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?
Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.
Her: Love you sweety
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A sexual act derived from the bowling term that describes the event that a player misses only the back corner pins on his first roll of a frame.
While fingering a girl after doggy style (using two fingers), insert your thumb into her anus which is similar to the way you would grab a bowling ball with finger holes. Then proceed to "roll her" into the headboard/wall.
The name comes from the fact that it is almost impossible to get a spare after a 7-10 split, and it will likely be impossible for you to have any future relations with this girl if you pull it off.
Guy1: I wanna break up her with but I hate the damn break up talk.
Guy 2: Dude, just give her the 7-10 split, she'll never call you again.
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