Cum Backfire

When in the instance of sexual intercourse, during the backward thrust the penis slips out of the vagina during the peak of ejaculation causing a misfire of semen that spurts onto the male's chest.

My wife laughed at me after my cum backfired on my chest yesterday while having intercourse.

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horse cum

Sticky milky residue that can drip, but has been known to violently erupt from a stallion's veiny throbbing cock. It is also word/phrase that can be used to emphasize a particular feeling or emotion. Anger, frustration, or witty humor can all be elaborated with the term horse cum.

Nadsack: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING IN PHYSICS! IT'S FUCKING HORSE CUM!"
or... "THIS IS A LOAD A HORSE CUM!"
or... "I'D RATHER GARGLE HORSE CUM!"
or... " I love horse cum."

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cum tank

A female (or fag) that tends to guzzle large quantities of cum.

damn, that ho is a cum tank.

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cum swapping

two chicks exchanging a cumshot

He came in her mouth and she cum- swapped the load in her friend's mouth

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cum laude

academic distinction.

Summa cum laude : the best
Magna cum laude : very good
Cum laude : good, but not that good.

I am so sapiosexual, I need a man who graduated cum laude

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cum dumper

A guy that dumps large amount of cum in any hole that a woman has

The Cum Dumper droped his load in the Cum Dumpster

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Sad Cum

When you masturbate to some shitty porn so when you ejaculate your cum leaks out, instead of shooting out, as if your penis is crying at how bad your taste is.

I watched some pretty bad porn today and had a sad cum, man I wish it would shoot out like it used to.

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