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The day where you shave your tallest friends head and call her a bald potato hun
Me: Hi tall friend! Its December 3rd!
Me: Imma shave your head today!
Tall hun: Ok!
Me: Your such a bald potato hun!
Tall friend: Ok!
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Tyler is my bestfriend. He's sweet, nice, kind-hearted, caring, and is trustworthy. To some people he mayy seem like a jerk but if you are close with him, you'll know the real Tyler. He will always stay true to his closest friends. He's someone i could never live without. I know i can trust him with everything i have. hes really the best. He is also really funny..in a cute way (Which i love). I put on a smile for him because i love him so much. i dont think ill ever stop loving tyler and i guess he will never know. He's the sweetest guy i know and i will always hold onto him with my life. i love him so much! He's my bestfriend..forever.<3
The girl who's been in love with Tyler</3 since September 15th
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The movie that even David Fincher is ashamed of. Follows the exploits as she crash-lands on the penal colony Fiorina 'Fury' 161, and must do battle once again with an alien creature that stowed away aboard her ship. Should be ignored at all costs.
last lines of the movie
Ripley: voice rising over static ... Ash, Captain Dallas. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
31👍 21👎
A lead that is blown when you're up 3 to 1 in a sports series. When this happens the team that blew the 3-1 Lead choked heavily.
A 3-1 Lead was blown by the Golden State Warriors in the 2016 NBA Finals and the Cleveland Indians in the 2016 World Series.
Man 1: Don't let this election distract you from the fact that the Warriors blew a 3-1 Lead in the Finals.
Man 2: Bro, your Indians blew a 3-1 Lead against the Cubs last night.....
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Three really close friends and buddies. Not to be confused with the old 3 Musketeers. Muscateers don't necessarily have to fight crime with swords like the Musketeers.
1. Dang those 3 Muscateers are so close they're like gay for each other.
2. Look its the 3 Muscateers from Muscatel.
6👍 2👎
I just want some recognition and praise I work so hard please just a little pat on the head look at me I'm burnt out and I'm terrified of failure and of being second best at anything please show me that you appreciate me.
(I am aware of the fact that this is highly stereotypical but it's also very true)
"Why did Jane get so quiet all of a sudden?"
"She got 1% less than Ava on her English essay she's such an enneagram 3"
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the prettiest boy on the planet, he deserves the world
kaleb is so sweet and kind, i love kaleb <3
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