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The most precious day in future history because the funny weed number and the funny sex number come together. There'll be a bunch of old farts that freak out on this day and the younger generation won't know what's going on.
Grandpa: Sonny, remind me what day is it?
Grandson: April the twentieth
Grandpa: And what year?
Grandson: 2069
Grandpa: Today's the day! 4/20/69! Pass me the bong.
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The day when absolutely disgusting ginger freaks are born, there ginger hair burns their mothers vaginas as they exit the womb and she wishes that she didn’t purposely break the condom.
YOU WERE BORN ON 4 FEBRUARY, go back to hell you fat ugly ginger freak
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be careful they might bust on your eyes and eat you like apple pie
person 1: LOOK ITS THE 4 BIG GUYS
persin 2: THEY ARE GOING TO BUST ON MY EYES
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Also know as EU4
A "game" in which you paint a map of the world while changing numbers in historically accurate windows excel spreadsheets and devote at least 3 hours a day too.
"man have you seen Mael "
"nope last i heard he had a mental break down after failing a Pomerania run in Europa Universalis 4"
This is an place you can go but not physically only mentally. This place can be reached by an appropriate amount of highness. This place contains nonsense stories of what ifs'.
You would be in zone 4 if you said this thought...
What if you looked over and i was donkey? or..
What if you shit from your mouth and puked from your butt?
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The day all memes will come to life and god will descend from heaven and pop some pills with the boys.
4/20/69: *exists*
god: I have a meeting
Area 51: *lets Shrek and all of his alien friends go.*
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