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A child that was found after being kidnapped
A child in the "Lost and Found" bin
Didn't you hear? Billy's a lost and found child.
You can have a child and your parents wont be mad about it
Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!
A woman who INTENTIONALLY gets knocked up by several unwitting guys so she can collect child support from them to pocket without spending a penny on one of her kids.
What are these child support whores going to do once they get too old to have anymore kids and all their kids are all grown up?
An offence which can lead to legal action being taken if not payed off. Not being in the financial situation to pay off Child Support bills would also mean not being able to pay the court the right amount of moolah. Self-explanatory stuff Karen!
I need to sort out my problems regarding Unpaid Child Support!
it is dificult to define a 'spiggy mole child'. it can be one of many things.
1. an insult, refering to someone as a 'spiggy mole child' is a way to call them a dirty reclusive kid.
2. a praise. it someone accomplishes something wonderfully sneaky you can use this phrase to praise them.
3. a term of endearment. 'aw my little spiggy mole child.'
it can always be used as a curse for example if you drop something.
Person 1: Dude? Did you just get with my girlfriend?
Person 2: yeah sorry man.
Person 1: YOU SPIGGY MOLE CHILD.
Person 3: You got with Jess? high-five you spiggy mole child!
it basically means you the fuckin' man. get mad bitches as well. get hype lets get it
This dude's a straight man-child.
Forreallzz, you right as crap
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Literally the most fucking painful thing in the universe
Doctor: You gotta PUSH!\
Woman(get it she still didnt have a baby yet so shes not a mother) Ok I'll try! *Dies*
Mann: omfg honey fuck you
Giving birth to a child is fking hurtt
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