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When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.
Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.
When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.
Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.
When things just get really bad...
I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...
To munch like a motherfucker after smoking weed.
I was smoking a joint and watching John Wick, but then I started munchin' like a muff.
when one refers to you as Muff Cruncher, you're being referred to as a disgusting lesbian.
you are one dirty muff cruncher