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When a girl hasn’t fucked Someone yet but sucked a dick
Are you a virgin?
Does losing my mouth virginity count
the one kid you hope doesn't get invited to the sleepover, normally morbidly obese, and thinks they are funny but aren't and everyone tells to bleep off
hey you know Ashton
yeah
is he that virgin friend
obviously
A person who has literally never touched a barbell in their life. Probably scrawny as shit.
Jacked Olympic Lifter: Lol look at that lanky mofo.
Chad Bodybuilder: Kiddo's probably a Barbell Virgin
Someone who would never in there life lose there virginity
I am esteban mcgraw the Absolute Virgin #vaginawhore #cringegod
a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.
Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!
A bathroom that has been freshly cleaned, and not yet sullied by anyone else's disgusting, regret-filled, morning-after-a-12-pack dump.
There is nothing better than shitting in a virgin bathroom.
I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.
When any type of computer (desktop,laptop,tablet,iPod, etc.)has not yet been used to view pornography, whether still photos or full motion video.
Guy 1: Hey, can I use your laptop for minute?
Guy 2: Sure, but don't jerk off, it still has its device virginity.