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To fuck up a task intentionally so that you are never asked to perform that task again.
A: My wife keeps asking me to clean the dishes after dinner and I hate doing dishes.
B: Just burn the chicken. I burnt the chicken on that the first time my wife asked me. Now she does does them herself every time.
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The absolutely disgusting and putrid phenomena in which the stagnating blue liquid from a porta-potty splashes up into the butthole after dropping a fat one. Usually, the porta-potty has minimal fecal matter in the bottom, allowing for maximum splash potential. This many times occurs on construction sites after eating subway or any form of mexican food for lunch. Purell hand sanitizer is often placed on the bare hand and rubbed throughout the ass crack and lower thighs to clean the "burn" zone. There are degrees of blue burn:
First Degree Blue Burn - Goes inside the sphicter
Second Degree Blue Burn- Goes in the ass crack
Third Degree Blue Burn - Goes on the legs and butt
OMFG! Second degree blue burned again! Why did I order extra sour cream in my burrito? I'm gonna have to hand sanitizer my ass hole!
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When you eat flaming hot cheetos and finger a girl
Did you hear Zach gave that girl a burning taco and she couldn’t walk for a day
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Damn Look at her she fine asf
Must be talking about Annette Burns
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A burn directed toward a fellow nerd using information the general population wouldn't understand.
You used a hybrid approach? Who are you, Mendel? Ohhh, nerd burn!
You must've missed that turn because your mapping cells weren't working. Nerd burn!
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“What’s that thing on your lip bro?”
“It’s a sausage burn from suckin that dudes dic”
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Dude's burning the Benjamins, just got a $300 pair of Jordans that're just gonna sit in his closet.
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