Eric Ran

someone who is gei

mandy is such an eric ran

Eric Weinstein

A quirky but often insightful mathematician who manages investments for Peter Thiel. He coined the term "Intellectual Dark Web" and is the older brother of Bret Weinstein. He claims to have developed a theory of physics called Geometric Unity but has not completely released it. He is also the host of the "The Portal," a cool podcast, but he has not had an episode in a long time. Perhaps one day he shall return.

Sam: "Where's Eric Weinstein? I haven't seen him he appeared on Joe Rogan."

Jordan: "I'm sure he's around."

Eric the OG

The most legendary water polo player. He has eyes that when people look in them they get lost in them. He is very tall and intimidating but once you get to know him he is the nicest and sweetest guy ever.

Boy: Eric the OG Is such a good water polo player
Girl: Eric is the cutest guy ever I wish I was dating him.

Eric Guo

A person who always says "eeeeeeun~ 傻逼xxx"

stop being a Eric Guo

Eric Cale

An euphemism for taking a dump and wiping your ass.

Man, I'm gonna go take nasty Eric in the men's room
Don't forget to wipe your Cale.
There's nothing more hygienic than a Eric Cale.