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You're bored right now, so you typed this into the search box.
i am extemely bored urban dictionary give me something interesting
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i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes fuck the irs
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Blatantly useless retort which younger primary school students use.
Playground Bully: Ha ha! Ernie's Crap!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
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When you are stuck in a bad situation,but you are decided to take the person who dragged you into it down with you.
Also used to try and assert dominance over someone.
"Michael Reeves is the definition of:I am not stuck in here with you,you are stuck in here with me!"
*Insert taser sounds and yells of panic*
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I post a lot of music on this website.lyrics. Good music from all sorts of genres and from all decades and different cultures and styles.
When I was in jail the people there were amazed at how much Classic Rock bands I knew. When I got out of jail, People wrote to me about how smart I was and said I was one of the smartest people they’ve ever met. All of them were older than me and they didn’t even know half of the bands I came up with. One was a boomer who was like born in May of 1957. He had been in and out of jail since 1990.
Also, I’m a Cajun and live in a little cabin out in the woods. And I know about the Jew, British and French Huguenot thing. And I also know that the USA is still secretly a British crown colony thanks to my French heritage.
I also know a lot of European history probably even more than Europeans themselves…that’s a little pathetic.
Nobody else even has a clue. Not even other Americans. They are all caught up in other things and are pacified.
I mean, Come on. UD Jews, admit it — I’m a literal genius.
Do you find it incredible how smart I am?
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Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion
When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”
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The correct way to taunt on playgrounds. Often missaid as "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?". Mostly by australians. Often shortened to "I know you are but what am I?"
Timmy: "you're a poop head"
Aaron: "I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?"
Timmy: *cries*