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When 69'ing a girl, you ejaculate a large amount of seamen into the air. With the seamen still in the air, you gently pull open the girl's vagina and let the "rain" fall into her.
I gave my girlfriend a rain gage for her birthday and now she keeps trying to predict the forecast of when I'm gonna make it "rain" on her again.
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Hoping recent events will lead to the collapse of civilization.
Stock market corrects by 9.62% on the nasdac? I'm praying for rain
Blackrock bought 50% more homes this year? I'm praying for rain
10 more countries joined BRICS? I'm praying for rain
'Cause I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away
The act of a man ejaculating on a woman's face without her knowing it is happening while inside a house or tent. Then she will think it is "raining" inside.
I got that girl with a good rain-in-the-tent the other night while she was sleeping. She woke up and thought there was a leak in the ceiling.
Burning Man 2023 after it received an unusually rare deluge of precipitation and turning the festival into an absolute mud slog, forcing the organizers to close the gate and the attendees to shelter in place until the muddy conditions dried sufficiently.
Q: Hey man, did you go to Burning Man this year?
A: More like Raining Man, bro.
That really fine rain that gets you soaked through to your pants
"Come on it's only fine rain!" "No chance! That's Irish rain and I don't have any spare underwear when these get soaked."
The best song ever! A song dedicated to tacos falling out of the sky and all the tacos being all you can eat!
It's raining tacos from out of the sky
Tacos
No need to ask why
The sweat that runs down the inside of your legs on hot/humid days.
Todays forecast 100% chance of taint rain